• 用不及格的人生混更新(图个啥?) - [碎碎念]

    2009-06-16

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    从shishi那儿自说自话要来的题,
    换个新鲜点的方式混更新=v=
    顺便对我等懒得回顾过往写自我小结的人来说是个省事的好方法,
    其实我也想看看自己庸庸碌碌地活到今天到底都干过些啥……

    下面开始。做过的事用√表示:

    1. ( ) Smoked A Cigarette 抽烟
    2. ( ) Smoked A Cigar 抽雪茄
    3. ( ) Given a ring to a BF/GF 送男/女朋友戒指
    【收到过戒指算不算啊喂!我不想空这么多括号呀好惨淡TvT】
    4. ( ) Made a sex video 拍摄性爱视频
    5. ( ) Had a threesome 玩3P
    6. ( ) Ran from the cops 被警察追
    7. ( ) Been chased by the cops while driving 开车的时候被交警追
    8. ( ) Had a turkey in bowling (3 strikes in a row) 打保龄球的时候全中连续3次
    【雪特我好像还没摸到过保龄球?<ToT>】
    9. ( ) Ridden a horse 骑马
    10.( ) Ridden a motorcycle 骑摩托车(一般指大型的)
    11.( ) Seen a tornado 见过龙卷
    12.(√) Shot a real gun 开过真枪
    【大学军训在打靶场练过的算吧ToT】
    13.( ) Not showered for more than 1 week 超过一星期不洗澡
    14.( ) Bungee jumped 蹦极
    15.( ) Jumped from a plane 从飞机上跳下来(指跳伞的那种)
    16.( ) Gone surfing 冲浪
    17.( ) Smoked weed 抽大麻
    18.( ) Done chemical drugs 吸毒
    19.( ) Had a real relationship with someone you met online 和网上认识的人发展一段真正的恋情
    【我曾经憧憬过?但能聊得High到彻夜不睡的……都是姑娘?<ToT>】
    20.( ) Played a video game for more than 8 hours straight 连续玩游戏机超过8小时
    21.(√) Gone to summer camp 夏季露营
    22.( ) Gotten a speeding ticket 拿到超速驾驶的罚单
    23.(√) Failed a class/course 挂科
    【此刻能有个钩我可……真欣慰?ToT】
    24.( ) Shaved your head 剃光头
    25.(√) Been in a wedding party 参加婚礼
    【好期盼参加同学的婚礼呀@v@】
    26.( ) Been to a nude beach 去裸体海滩
    27.(√) Bought on Ebay 在易贝(淘宝)上买东西
    28.( ) Sold on eBay 在易贝(淘宝)上卖东西
    29.( ) Gotten Straight A's 所有科目全得A
    30.(√) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex亲吻过一个和自己同性别的人
    31.(√) Are / Been In Love 爱过或曾经爱过
    32.(√) Been Dumped 被甩
    33.( ) Shoplifted 在商店扒窃
    34.( ) Been Fired 被炒鱿鱼
    【炒了老板就不能算么!气!】
    35.( ) Been In A Fist Fight 参与一场拳斗
    36.(√) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back 喜欢一个对自己没意思的人
    37.( ) Been Arrested 被捕
    38.( ) Made Out With A Stranger 和陌生人发生关系
    39.(√) Gone Out On A Blind Date 相亲
    40.(√) Had A Crush On An Older Person 喜欢一个比自己年纪大的人
    41.(√) Skipped School 逃课
    42.( ) Fooled Around With A Co-worker 与同事搞不正当的性关系
    43.( ) Seen Someone Die 亲眼看见某人死去
    44.( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your xIAONEI(校内网)Friends 喜欢一个xIAONEI(校内网)上的朋友
    【说实话我很想吐槽,校内这么出名了?还是说这套题其实从校内传开的?=口=】
    45.( ) Been To Paris 去过巴黎
    46.( ) Been To Spain 去过西班牙
    47.(√) Been on a Plane 坐过飞机
    48.( ) Thrown Up From Drinking 喝酒喝到吐
    49.(√) Eaten Sushi 吃过寿司
    50.( ) Been Snowboarding 滑雪板
    51.( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of xIAONEI(校内网)因为 xIAONEI(校内网)而和某人见面
    52.( ) Been Mosh Pitting 斗舞(就是跳街舞的那些人经常会做的那种斗舞)
    53.( ) Been In A Mentally or Physically Abusive Relationship 处于一段在精神或肉体上被虐待的感情
    54.(√) Liked Someone Who You Can't Have 喜欢一个不该喜欢的人
    55.(√) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By 躺在地上看天空云彩形状的变化
    56.(√) Cheated While Playing A Game 玩游戏时作弊
    57.(√) Fallen Asleep At Work / School 在工作/上学时睡着了
    58.( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID 用假的/其他人的身份证(或驾照,学生证等任何身份证明)
    【其实我很想为了旅游去办假学生证啊!】
    59.(√) Felt An Earthquake 感觉到地震
    60.( ) Killed A Snake 杀死一条蛇
    61.( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized 被抢劫
    【被偷不算吗?无视了吗?!】
    62.(√) Won A Contest 在一次竞赛中获胜
    63.( ) Been Suspended From School 被学校停学
    64.( ) Had Detention 被拘留/禁闭/课后留校
    65.( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident 经历过车祸(汽车或摩托车)
    66.(√) Had/ Have Braces 穿过背带裤
    67.(√) Kept a secret 隐藏一个秘密
    68.(√) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night 一晚上吃完整整一品脱(约568毫升)的冰淇淋
    69.(√) Hated The Way You Look 很讨厌自己的样貌
    70.(√) Witnessed A Crime 目睹一场犯罪行为
    71.( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud 光脚在泥巴里走
    72.( ) Been Lost 迷路
    73.( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World 去过世界的另一边
    74.( ) Swam In The Ocean 在海洋里游泳
    【我多希望写的是在海滩游泳TvT】
    75.(√) Felt Like You Were Dying 觉得你要死了
    76.(√) Cried Yourself To Sleep 哭着哭睡着了
    77.( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers 最近用蜡笔/彩色铅笔/彩笔画过画
    【为什么要声明是最近……!】
    78.(√) Sang Karaoke 唱卡拉OK
    79.( ) Gotten a tattoo 弄个刺青
    80.( ) Been skinny-dipping 裸泳
    81.( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 在餐厅吃完饭付钱的时候用的全是硬币
    82.(√) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't 做一些你告诉自己不要去做的事情
    83.( ) Made Prank Phone Calls 打恶作剧电话
    84.(√) Cried in a movie 看电影的时候哭
    85.( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose 大笑到“某种饮料”从你的鼻子里流出来
    86.( ) Kissed In The Rain 在雨中接吻
    87.( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus 给圣诞老人写信
    88.( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach 在海滩点篝火
    89.( ) Crashed A Party 去一个你未接到邀请的舞会
    90.( ) Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People 在一个挤满了人的车上旅行5天以上
    91.(√) Gone Rollerskating / Blading 四轮/直排轮滑
    92.( ) Jumped Off A Bridge 从桥上跳下来
    93.( ) SwamWith Dolphins 和海豚一起游泳
    94.(√) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube 舌头粘/冻在一根柱子/冰箱/冰柱上
    95.(√) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes 穿异性的服装
    96.( ) Sat On A Roof Top 坐在屋顶上
    97.( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs 撕心裂肺地尖叫
    98.( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel 单手侧手翻
    99.( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours 褒电话粥超过6小时
    100.(√) Stayed Up All Night 通宵不睡
    101.(√) Met someone famous 见过某个名人
    102.(√) Did something you regretted 做过一些让你觉得后悔的事情
    103.( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree 吃刚从树上摘下的苹果
    【我吃过刚摘下的橘子和草莓,哼╭(╯^╰)╮】
    104.(√) Believe(d) In Ghosts 相信鬼神之说
    【半信吧……】
    105.( ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes At One Time 在同一时间拥有30双以上的鞋
    106.( ) Gone Streaking 裸奔
    107.( ) Been to Jail 进过监狱
    108.( ) Played Chicken 和别人比试胆量
    109.( ) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On 穿着衣服被人推进游泳池
    110.( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger 一个完全不认识的人对你说你很性感
    111.( ) Broken A Bone 骨折
    112.( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later 在河里抓鱼,然后吃了它
    113.(√) Caught A Butterfly 抓蝴蝶
    114.(√) Cried So Hard You Laughed 哭着哭着笑了
    115.(√) Cheated On A Test 考试作弊
    116.(√) Slept Naked 裸睡
    117.( ) French Braided Someones Hair 给人编法式小辫
    118.( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House 被从自己家里赶出去
    119.( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling 潜水
    120.( ) Had A Cavity 有过蛀牙
    121.( ) Black-Mailed Someone 给人写敲诈(威胁)信
    122.( ) Been Black Mailed 被人写敲诈(威胁)信
    123.(√) Bitten Someone 咬过别人
    124.( ) Licked Someone 舔过别人
    125.( ) been shot at/or at gunpoint (paintballing counts) 在玩paintball(就是那种户外模拟对战游戏,用带颜料的小球当子弹)时被击中
    126.( ) Flattened someones tires 给某人的车胎放气儿
    127.( ) Drove your car/truck until the gas ran out 开车开到彻底没油了
    128.( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas 加油只加5块钱或者少于5块钱的
    129.( ) Been on TV 上过电視
    【校电视台能不能算呀……<囧>】
    130.( ) Been on the radio 上过广播

     ……我发现130件事里极度缺乏和腐宅有关的描述,要是多加点进去至少能显得人生完整一点?(你滚)

    哎……等有心情了上传照片汇报近况~
    最近超想怀旧扮小资装13的Orz


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